Worms Are Silly

Once there lived a worm who lived in a worm farm. He did not have a name. People only called him worm.

One day he met another worm. 'Greetings my stupendous stupid friend," he said in a squeaky voice. The other worm did not answer. "Oh please talk to me,"' he sobbed "I havn't seen another worm in centuries." The other worm still didn't answer. "Oh fine." he said "I'm sorry for calling you stupid." The other worm just would not talk. "Well if you don't wanna talk fine then" and he squiggled off. But the other worm seemed to follow him. The worm looked puzzled til he realized the other worm was just his BOTTOM.

Caitlin Schmitt
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